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We had two of the most “evil fagot” – Lieutenants Vanya and Pasha.
Both of these lieutenants of the commander were not afraid, in principle, because Pasha was a general of the General Staff, while Vanya did have a colonel, but he had “generals crying like children in his office”.
So Vanya and Pasha decided to arrange a holiday for our political officer.
Vanya just flew to the Union to marry – to relax for a couple of weeks.
He came back through Vienna and bought a hefty plastic dick in the sex shop there.
Arriving at his native garrison, Vanya revealed his plan.
It was already getting dark when the general-political leader spotted two embraced figures at the club.
With the grace of a contused crab, the worker of the political front began to sneak up to the lovers.
Pasha and Vanya in the frenzy of passion did not notice anything, they moaned with lust and timidly stroked each other.
Zampolit jumped like a tiger.
Apparently, only one thought flashed through his mind: “Stop !!!” What he tried to do, grabbing the kissable member with his hand.
To the fact that a member can remain in his hand, freely jumping out of the pants, the old man was clearly not ready.
From horror and surprise, the general shouted, high as a banner, raised a plastic member and ran away from the “blue”, throwing up his knees.
m in your hand running around the city? Completely mad or drank? Do you disgrace as a generals ?.
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The main one was cool and very cool.
One colonel – by golly, I’m not lying – he worked it right in his pants when the Chief started yelling at him.
Such are the pies.
Zapopolit sweat heart drops.
Vanya and Pasha, of course, flew a bit for the order, but purely arbitrary, because official penalties for “fictitious oral sexual intercourse, which led to grave consequences and almost ended with the death of a serviceman,” it would be too much even for the Soviet army.

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In the evening, we celebrated “the triumph of blue ideas over red.”
I raise a glass for them, relatives, and their hard fate.
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never laughed like this today.
This is not forgotten.
Thank you “blue” for the fact that they themselves, not knowing about it, brought us so much joy away from the motherland.
Life is a very nasty thing.
Especially after the divorce.
You wander around the apartment, like a somnambulist, stumble upon objects, on walls.
And at night I want to howl like a wolf.
I was lucky – when dividing property, I at least did not stay on the street.
Tiny odnushka on the outskirts.
But how much do I need? The main thing is to fit in the kitchen cabinet refrigerator, and in the room – a folding chair and a table with a computer.
But the unlimited Internet remained from the previous owners – they came, unlike us.
Well, and in order to occupy my bleak now bachelor evenings, I became addicted to all kinds of forums and games.
At first, everything was pretty civilized – forums about computers, programming and hardware, online games and other rubbish.
But half a year has passed, and all this is beginning to bore me.
I have enough computers at work.
In online games it is interesting a month, and then it bothers: the daily, pvp and uvazhuhi, plus the terrible panache, stupid players, with whom besides the game there is nothing to talk about.
And I began to be entertained by the fact that I scored some completely irresponsible inquiries in the search engine and watched what happened.
On the tenth request with the wording of the type “puss tits woo” the search engine issued a link to this site of erotic stories.
I poked at random.
And I caught myself reading voraciously already the fifth page and could not tear myself away, although the story was written from the face of a woman, which I usually do not accept.
After reading to the end, I launched a search for other stories by the same author.
The next one threw me into utter delight, and I jerked off the third one so that I almost tore off my dick.
At the computer, I stayed until morning.
Finished, probably five times, although no longer a boy.
After a day at work, I ran home like a bullet, turned on a site that had already become a favorite and lowered my pants.
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