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He says to him: – If you want to live, then fulfill my three wishes, otherwise.
, pointed finger leader on the water boiling in the boiler.
– Guessing, – the man answers cheerfully.
– Listen to the first wish.
There is an elephant.
Make him laugh
The peasant came up to the elephant, asked him to bend over to him and whispered something in his ear.
The elephant shook his head and, waving his trunk, burst into uterine laughter.
– Oh, Kay! Said the leader.
– And now confuse the elephant, otherwise.
“Understood,” answered the peasant, walked over to the elephant, took him by the trunk and took him to the hut.
A minute later brought.
The savages are looking, and the elephant itself is not its own: the head is downcast, eyes mow aside, and the trunk hangs like a rope.
The savages were very surprised, and the leader says: – If you want to live, fulfill my third wish: explain how you managed to make the elephant laugh and embarrass?

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Otherwise.
“Very simple,” the man replies.
– At first I told the elephant that my dick is bigger than his.
That elephant and laughed.
– How did you embarrass him ?! – knocked the leader with a spear on the ground.
– I just showed him my.
– Live, Ivan! – said the leader and let the peasant.
I laughed and asked Gena: – So, you girls act as elephants? “Elephants,” Gennady corrected me.
– Surely, such a demonstration is so irresistible for them? – And you try.
The surest way, if you are not a dwarf, – Gena threw his eyes on my pants.
After a couple of weeks, one of the pretty girls, whom I met at the dance, invited me to her home.
Parents went to the cottage, and we alone drank tea.
Then we sat on the couch and kissed.
To entertain her, I told her a joke about an elephant.

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After listening, she burst into a ringing laugh, but when I unzipped my fly and showed it to Her, she fell silent, confusedly lowered her eyes and slowly began to undress.
MERINA The party in which naval officers took part was in full swing.
When the time came for the third toast, a youthful, lean, sporty captain of the third rank rose with a glass in his hand.
– Let’s drink, according to tradition, for those who are at sea !.
Glasses clinked, the officers silently drained them.
And then the silence was broken by the voice of a pretty blonde: – Who’s there?
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